WHAT SHOULD CORNELL CALL ME

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When I look outside in January

When a lecture runs overtime

When I get to a dining hall and realize I forgot my ID

Whenever I think I’m almost done with a paper

When I’m Late to Class

When People Try to Convince Me They Have a Lot of Work

Sunday Brunch at RPCC

When my professor schedules an exam the Monday after Thanksgiving

Drunk sorority girls at Yogurt Crazy

When I go swimming in the gorges

When I found out about a new cocktail bar opening in Collegetown

When I’m in CTB and see the guy I hooked up with the night before

When my Adderall kicks in

(Source: whatshouldbamacallme)

When someone claims to have completed the list of 161 things to do before leaving Cornell